It's a scam. I'll sell you mine for $30 and I'll throw in some ADHD for free. It's so good you won't even want to take your medication. Act now and get bonus Carpal Tunnel while supplies last.
Y'all getting weird like you think this is a sign-up scenario. You have to earn that shit, you gotta feel it. This is entirely a lie and I hope you feel better
I'ma be real here, mine did come with an implied price tag and $45 is cheap by comparison.
I suggest you all take advantage of the deal before it finds you some other way. It might even be fun! Maybe it has something to do with bees, I don't know.
18 Comments
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 32d
Suckers. I got mine for free.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 32d
Shit, you mean I could have just spent $45? And here I wasted all that time with childhood trauma.
iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 32d
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 32d
Finally something the government gives us for free
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 2 pts · 32d
But at what cost!
iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d
Thorry@feddit.org · 8 pts · 32d
Mom, can we get anxiety disorders? No honey, we have anxiety disorders at home.
Anxiety disorders at home: Crippling depression with suicidal tendencies and frequent panic attacks.
solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 32d
Can I give someone an anxiety disorder?
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 32d
$45? Who's your anxiety guy? I can get you a better deal than that.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 32d
It's a scam. I'll sell you mine for $30 and I'll throw in some ADHD for free. It's so good you won't even want to take your medication. Act now and get bonus Carpal Tunnel while supplies last.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 32d
Don't get scammed, your getting used disorders, they have an anxiety removal service out back
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 31d
Do they take trade-ins?
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 32d
Y'all getting weird like you think this is a sign-up scenario. You have to earn that shit, you gotta feel it. This is entirely a lie and I hope you feel better
audaxdreik@pawb.social · 2 pts · 32d
I'ma be real here, mine did come with an implied price tag and $45 is cheap by comparison.
I suggest you all take advantage of the deal before it finds you some other way. It might even be fun! Maybe it has something to do with bees, I don't know.
Tundra@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 32d
F A M I L I A R
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 32d
What a bargain
generic_computers@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 32d
I'll take 2! Got change for $100?
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 31d
I got mine for free.
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 21d
Does that mean I could resell mine? Cool!
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 32d
Can we get that to go?