flat conspirulecy

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Elshender@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 10d (1 reply)

Birds survived because they were gripped onto trees. Alligators too because they were underwater.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 10d

And the ones we find are often stuck in rocks, so that makes sense, too!

Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 10d

Why do you think dino juice is so far down? They lived on the other side and the asteroid flipped it and then they died and now we have to dig for the dino juice

HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 10d

Are we sure asteroids are not flat disks too?

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 10d

Mmmm. The fifth elephant

meathorse@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 10d (2 replies)

It would have punched through leaving a giant hole where all the water runs out

tomatoely@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 10d (1 reply)

Where do you think all the big waterfalls come from?

meathorse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d

Waterfalls aren't real, they're obviously just localized gravity inversions affecting very condensed, continuous cold water geysers. Anyone who's done their own research can see through the lies of big waterfall

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 10d

Umm actually the flat earth is accelerating upwards at 9.8m/s² permanently so its o Going quadrillions of times faster than the speed of light so the asteroid would habe actually blown the earth to bits when it hit.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 10d

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d

Earth starts spinning SO fast that it looks circle from outer space, thankfully sun spins around us at almost the same speed.