Doom Scrolling [Toothybj]

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::: spoiler Transcript Comic in 3 panels

Panel 1: Saruman ponders his Palantir, the eye of Sauron visible in its dark glass. An orc stands in the doorway behind him.

Orc: Uh… Master the boys are worried

Panel 2: Saruman turns to the orc now by his side.

Saruman: Huh?

Orc: Your daily orb-pondering time. Yesterday alone was 5 hours. Text in top left corner of panel reads: “TOOTHYBj”

Panel 3: Saruman turns back to his Palantir and petulantly hunches over it. The orc rests a comforting hand on his shoulder. The Palantir now displays a tweet from Denathor that reads “Ughh Faramir SUCKS”. The tweet has 7.5K likes and 406 comments.

Saruman: Oh, not again!

Orc: We worry master

Saruman: I can unponder any time I want :::