Those are a nightmare when I lived in Florida and you want to shore/pier fish... I gave up and went to night fishing. You ever had hold one down to not hurt it while taking out the hook?
I play a word scramble game and once “pelican” came up as “lepanic” and now I can’t help but call them Le Panic in my head when I see one. But yeah… jerks.
What a marvelous bird, the pelican
His mouth can hold more than his belly can!
He can hold in his beak,
Enough fish for a week,
But damned if I know how the hell he can
17 Comments
Codpiece@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 20d
You won’t get anything out of him. He won’t sing.
milk_steak@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 20d
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 20d
What is the charge, eating an eel? A succulent freshwater eel?
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 9 pts · 20d
Yeah they wouldn't have opened the window for him as a courtesy if he resisted.
homik@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 20d
Yeah, he wasn't a big flight risk.
braindead@piefed.world · 6 pts · 20d
He's gonna fit right in at Pelican Bay.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 20d
Let him go you pigs! He did nothing wrong!!!
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 5 pts · 20d
Dude probably didn't had a valid Füllerführerschein (permit to use a fountain pen.)
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 20d
Pelica is not a country, dammit!
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 20d
Those are a nightmare when I lived in Florida and you want to shore/pier fish... I gave up and went to night fishing. You ever had hold one down to not hurt it while taking out the hook?
riskable@programming.dev · 5 pts · 20d
For shore, you pelican't fish with them around.
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 20d
I play a word scramble game and once “pelican” came up as “lepanic” and now I can’t help but call them Le Panic in my head when I see one. But yeah… jerks.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 20d
LOL now I got that stuck in my head :)
And I La Panic'ed big time when I caught my first one!!!
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 20d
What a marvelous bird, the pelican
His mouth can hold more than his belly can!
He can hold in his beak,
Enough fish for a week,
But damned if I know how the hell he can
phillycodehound@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 20d
I have no idea why this has me laughing so hard.
tjsauce@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 20d
No sign of them pelicans, eh?
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 20d
It's just the one pelican actually.
molestme247@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 20d