PLEASE, SAVE COUSIN ALF

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43 Comments

lena@gregtech.eu · 13 pts · 9d (1 reply)

I appreciate how there's no concept of karma on lemmy like there is on reddit. You don't have to care about losing/not gaining karma so you can make silly posts like this one.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 9d

Thank you for clicking for Cousin Alf :(

Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 9d (1 reply)

I don't have downvotes D:

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 8d

D: 🙏

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 9d (1 reply)

Lemmy admins right now: "why are so many people f5-ing this one thread...?"

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 9d

Not our admin! Thank you for helping save Cousin Alf :(

j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 9d (1 reply)

STOP UPCLICKING, YOU ARE KILLING COUSIN ALF

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 8d

🙏

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 9d (1 reply)

I feel good about myself, truly I have had a positive impact on the world today

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 9d

Everything will be okay! Thank you for saving Cousin Alf!

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 9d (1 reply)

I know how much you miss it, the content calibration post. I miss it too, but we have to let go

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 9d

Do you? Whenever I go to the top of the all time mountain overlooking Funhole Peaks, I see that bong lady parked in the spot where Cousin Alf used to play. Cheerful, hopeful.. bringing everyone together to calibrate their engagement.

I miss him so much.

jdr@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 8d (2 replies)

My client says this is "controversial", how disgusting!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Most controversial post in Funhole actually!

jdr@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 8d

Controverulations!

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 9d (1 reply)

“People” out here are trying to send Alf caterwauling down from the atmosphere. Save m’boy Alf!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 9d

Thank you for fighting to save Cousin Alf :(

Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 9d (1 reply)

Ohno, I can't downvote - someone downvote this for me please

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 9d

Oh no :(

f0rrest@mstdn.social · 4 pts · 9d (1 reply)

@pmjv the software i'm using does not provide the mechanism to save him, i'm so sorry

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 8d

:( Thank you for killing Cousin Alf.

pita@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 9d (1 reply)

I love clicking

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 9d

Sweet! Thanks for clicking for Cousin Alf :(

bugbear@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 8d (1 reply)

well, I did my duty and downclicked for Cousin Alf

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 8d

Thank you <3

Pandantic@midwest.social · 2 pts · 8d (1 reply)

If it is balanced at 0, is is my duty to do nothing?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 8d

Unless you want Cousin Alf to die!

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 8d (1 reply)

🫡 downclick for cousin Alf!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 8d

🙏

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 9d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 9d

Thanks for clicking for Cousin Alf :(

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 9d (5 replies)

What happens if it's unbalanced positive?

What happens if it's unbalanced negative?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 9d (4 replies)

I'd rather not find out :(

Thanks for engaging with Cousin Alf's best friend Richie Miller content.

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 9d (3 replies)

Oh no it's at +10 how can I donate additional downclicks?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 9d (2 replies)

it's out of our hands now, old friend :(

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 9d (1 reply)

How much time do we have?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 8d

Not enough!

misk@piefed.social · 2 pts · 9d (1 reply)

I tend to downclick anyone asking for upclicks even when joking. Thankfully at the time of content engagement there was an click imbalance that required downclicks to correct. Close call, I’d have to downclick you otherwise.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 8d

Bless you! And thank you for saving Cousin Alf!

Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Alf shall live

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 8d

It's very likely. Thanks for engaging!

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 9d (1 reply)

I will pray for him while pooping!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 9d

Thank you :(