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25 Comments

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 6d (6 replies)

Monkeys paw curls finger

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 34 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Alternate reality where Charlie Kirk is president and enacting the final solution.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6d

I knew that shooter was a time traveler!

mountaincalledmonkey@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 6d (3 replies)

more wood on the fire!

einlander@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 6d (2 replies)

Loud neighbors. Flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck.

bryophile@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Eating seeds as a pastime activity...

Maroon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
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Broadfern@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 6d (3 replies)

If he pisses off the right people he could still end up under a pedophile’s backyard tbf

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 6d

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

officermike@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 6d

In an unkept grave next to Ivana?

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d

It's inevitable. Left to their fascism, they will kill everything, including each other.

huquad@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 6d (1 reply)

She did succeed. Peter Thiel was the buyer

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 5d

J.D. was his first “blood boy”

BananaTrifleViolin@piefed.world · 13 pts · 6d

Hold shit that's dark.

JackTea@piefed.world · 11 pts · 6d (1 reply)

This meme is incredibly insensitive and cruel

I'd have picked Nebraska. I like parts of Ohio.

imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 6d

Didn't nebraska have that hilarious tagline/slogan in its advertising: "Nebraska. It's not for everyone."

Like, even they knew most people didn't want to come there.

SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 6d (3 replies)

The good ending.

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 6d (2 replies)

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Too much useless arches in there.

BromSwolligans@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

I don't think we can prove the arches are useless. What if they're involved in power generation or knowledge storage or like...the production of lube or whatever.

tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Stop buying into his narrative.

ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d

*pissing into

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d

Oh fuck this made me do a spit take. But I also laughed.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1d

I see actual dark humor, I upvote

Generica@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

JD Vance is the poster boy for the pro-choice movement!Abort Vance immediately

subgenius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 5d
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zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 6d

Really feels like everyone wins in this scenario....