c/programmer_humor · by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works · 1dgreeting a CEO cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/64780888 Cross posted from https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/46398896 405 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 1d
And still doesn't take a moment to reflect on how he's living his life. These fucking people, man...
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 1d
The reflecting happened before he got here. He knows, otherwise he wouldn't have fled.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 59 pts · 1d
I feel safe around a guillotine, how about you?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 1d
That guillotine looks awfully small. Is there enough power to go through a human neck in a single slice?
BassTurd@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1d
Some people deserve a couple whacks.
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1d
Its not for his head. Not that one at least.
lobut@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1d
Could be used for stop him from reproducing.
goatinspace@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1d
Dickotine
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1d
Ah, the Mel Brooks guillotine.
lobut@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1d
Oh man, I totally forgot about that! Classic movie!
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1d
These people shouldn't feel safe anywhere.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1d
programmer_humor, hugh?
nullPointer@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1d
bye Felicia.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
I have that wagon. I mean not with the guillotine (yet) but it's a great wagon.
I've been wondering what speed I could take it up to. The casters might be able to handle 10mph