c/furry · by Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world · 3yThe creator of Kellogs thought cereal would suppress libido. Little did he know... 92 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world
7 Comments
LapGoat@pawb.social · 8 pts · 3y
he also boasted about starting his day with an enema. first water, then yogurt.
bottom behavior.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 3y
Actual yogurt or like... werewolf boyfriend yogurt?
Treemaster099@pawb.social · 2 pts · 3y
An enema every day would absolutely ruin your gut health. How did anyone ever listen to that guy?
LapGoat@pawb.social · 2 pts · 3y
lots of folks do weird things for health.
steve jobs used to soak his feet in toilet water, people still listened to that guy.
PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
Did you miss the yogurt part?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 3y
"Ok, hear me out: What if, the cereal didn't stop you masturbating, but made you masturbate more?"
"And how do you propose we do that?"
"Sugar."
"That's it?"
"Sugar, and a sexy anthropomorphic tiger named Tony."
"By God! I want to masturbate right now just thinking about it!"
Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi · 1 pts · 2y
I'm more of a Toucan Sam kinda guy.