I need to restart my morning jog

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21 Comments

snoons@piefed.ca · 121 pts · 27d (3 replies)

Owwww please drink some damn water bro

DokPsy@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 27d

That was my first thought. Dudes dehydrated as fuck

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 27d

Came here to say the same thing.

architect@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 27d

Yep. Came here to say the same.

gilindoeslemmy@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 27d

Get that guy a sandwich. Either one. They’ll both appreciate it.

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 48 pts · 27d

These two regularly match on grindr

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 27d (5 replies)

Dude on top is an interesting anatomical study.

Hot? Naaahh.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 27d (2 replies)

probably on roids, at 50 you definitely on some PEDs at that point. like the rob guy from isaip, he was full on roids looking that buff.(he tried to downplay it)

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 27d (1 reply)

Obviously he's stacking.

But he's also got serious discipline to cut like that.

Stacks without effort gets you the Elon body.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 26d

yea you still need to workout alot.

FatVegan@leminal.space · 5 pts · 27d (1 reply)

He's also the kind of guy who would take and share pictures like that, so no thanks.

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 27d

"I cosplay an Assassin's Creed character with an eating disorder. You can not possibly imagine how rank my farts are."

"Oooh!"

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 16 pts · 27d

For some reason I initially thought this was a picture of him like getting onto a bus, like why are you flashing these random public transportation riders your midsection

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 27d

I know which one would be nicer to hug.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 26d

The muscle guy looks gross. It's not attractive (said the cis white male).

Maroon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 25d (1 reply)

Both bodies are valid. Both men are cool.

I'll judge them based on how they treat others.

tmyakal@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 25d

Both bodies are valid

Actually, I think that first guy really needs to drink some water.

Bruncvik@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 26d

When I was 34, I got one of them smart scales, and it told me my physical age was 66. So, I started running. At 50, the same scale is putting my physical age at 29. The numbers may not be accurate, but still show how dramatic the effect of active lifestyle may be. Of course, along with running came other changes, such as a healthier diet, but adopting a fitness routine (may not be necessarily running) is the first step.

For the record, I look like a daddy long legs now, not like a cheese grater. But still better than a beer keg I was before.

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 27d

Shrivel and puff.

bigpEE@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 25d

Lots of crabs sour graping in here

alexquiniou@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 26d

That's gross. The first guy.