WHEREAS content creators @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org and @qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org share a Lemmy birthday on the eighth day of June,

WHEREAS @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org created celebratory content for the day last year, as seen here,

WHEREAS @qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org did not create content to celebrate the occasion this past June eighth,

WHEREAS @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org has since gone to bed every evening with tears running down his face and has cried long into the night, preventing essential sleep,

IT IS HEREBY MOVED THAT FUCC call on @qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org to:

1. Create apologetic content for missing the event on 2026-06-08
2. Promise to create the celebratory content for the shared @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org-@qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org Lemmy birthday every even-numbered year

I hereby move that

I pieguy hereby move that World Egg Day, in which we celebrate the importance of eggs to Funhole content, be recognized as a content holiday, to be celebrated annually every second Friday of October.

I jdr hereby move that pawn to queen 4

I pieguy hereby move that FUCC day, in which we celebrate the creators who put their content into the hole, be recognized as a content holiday, to be celebrated annually every first day of February.

I propose that January 15 be celebrated as FREE CALIBRATION POST REMEMBRANCE DAY.

I pieguy hereby move that Funhole become like that Kubrick movie, Eyes Wide Shut. In the event that that one is unavailable or deleted another Kubrick movie may be chosen in its stead.

I pieguy hereby move that Content Perseverance Day, in which we mourn the content lost in the Great Content Calamity of 2026 and recognize the resolve of creators to keep creating content, be recognized as a content holiday, to be celebrated annually every thirteenth day of May.

You sunk my battleship!

Notptr hereby movr that all content needs to be magical

Thank you for tabling content!

I also propose that I would like for both the FUCC members and engagers to send me money for buying the funhole.wiki domain, which was extremely expensive. And to also send me money for emotional damage caused to me by cyberbullying, which happened in reaction to me upholding the liberties of content creation, which we all hold so dear to our creative hearts.

I, me, hereby move that this house abolish the subjunctive.

And I also hereby move that she's a lying slut and I never touched her.

I also hereby move that January 6th should be celebrated as the Funhole Day of Donald Trump.

And lastly I hereby move that April 30th be celebrated as the day of Saving Democracy.