Just like the first term, just outright lies

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DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 28d (2 replies)

"Best I can do is send ICE to your home"

bran_buckler@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 28d (1 reply)

We are in a record heat wave, it’d be nice to have ice delivered right to my door! /s

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 27d

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 24 pts · 28d (4 replies)

Give Trump some credit. He ended the war he started with Iran at least 15 times by now.

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 28d

1500% success!!!!!!1one

lemmyng@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 28d (2 replies)

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HowdyLemmy@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 28d

the joke doesn't land, but I appreciate your effort and enthusiasm.

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 28d

same joke but far worse Meh

BigTuffAl@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 28d

so since 90% of gambling losses can be written off on your taxes, I think Americans can prevent most of their money from going to the Feds if you lose your entire tax burden at a tribal casino (i suggest the Seneca ones if you are near New York)

idk we have to get creative about how to deprive these fucking Nazis if we're not going to resort to ripping them apart with our hands

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 28d

Will have answer and a healthcare plan for you in two weeks.

Racoonwithbenefits@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 28d
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sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 28d

I think at least 1/4 of those were literally just hallucinated by enthralled MAGAts.

Like yeah, the rest were at least mentioned once by someone in the admin, but I think a few were just entirely hallucinated.

JayJLeas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 28d

Gas is $2 where I live! Sobs in Australian

defrostedLasagna4921@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 27d

$2 gas better not come back.

Avicenna@programming.dev · 1 pts · 28d

well the tariffs was going to make US stronger. If we assume US=billionaires then yes the scam to funnel money from people to billionaires did make US stronger.