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c/dadjokes · by Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 10d

I've recently developed a fear of escalators

I've been taking steps to avoid them

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9 Comments

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 10d

I’ve developed a fear of negative numbers. I stop at nothing to avoid them.

nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 10d

Uplifting joke

thenextguy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 10d (1 reply)

What about broken escalators temporary stairs?

RIP Mitch

X@piefed.world · 5 pts · 10d

Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Bismyth@piefed.social · 4 pts · 10d

I am addicted to escalators. My doctor put me on a 12-step program

blindkermit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 10d

I have always had a sense of paranoia when it comes to escalators: they are always up to something.

sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 10d

Well, at least you didn't take flight.

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10d

What is there to fear in those steel shredding teeth?

bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 1 pts · 10d

What steps?

Because if they are in a different building, that’s just wrong.