Australia’s prime minister refuses to apologise to Japanese counterpart over melon gaffe

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/aug/11/australia-pm-anthony-albanese-refuses-to-apologise-japan-sanae-takaichi-melon-gaffe

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oce@jlai.lu · 11 pts · 34d (6 replies)

I thought it was going to be some interesting misunderstanding about how the Japanese consider fruits as luxury gifts while Western culture sees them as daily life food. But it's a bad joke about melons and boobs...

alapakala@quokk.au · 3 pts · 34d (5 replies)

Japanese consider fruits as luxury gifts More so a gesture to show care, concern, and consideration, as the Melon she gave him, is a millions of yen melon.
For Australia sensibilities, it's as she gifted Albanese a yatch🚤. A custom handcrafted yatch.
If I was in that position, I’d kowtow immediately.
She even took the time to explain it.

oce@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 34d (4 replies)

1 M JPY = 6 275 USD

alapakala@quokk.au · 6 pts · 34d (3 replies)

the price isn't the issue, it's the delicate dedication it took to produce that crown melon. I am not so sure Australia comprehends the amount of dedication that it takes to produce one of these melons.
This isn't a typical melon like watermelons or pumpkins, this was hand breed, hand raised, hand nurtured, environment controlled, etc.. This top of the top fruit.
A Greece equivalence, it's as if Persephone herself gifts you a sacred pomegranate, or if Xi Jiping hands you an immortality peach.
It is that grave of a “considerate gesture” she made.

oce@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 34d

I didn't imply the price was an issue, I'm just converting to a currency most readers would understand better.

ohulancutash@feddit.uk · -1 pts · 34d (1 reply)

If the Japanese spent less time growing one fruit, they might still have an empire. So there’s that.

alapakala@quokk.au · 0 pts · 34d

Now this is an uncouth comment, not dark.
I’m absolutely certain wanks lost Excalibur to yap.

BurgerBaron@quokk.au · 5 pts · 34d

“I don’t know why we’re still talking about this.”

Considering who owns most Australian media I have a few guesses.

alapakala@quokk.au · 2 pts · 34d (2 replies)

Under @sealhaslupus@lemmy.world’s rec., I went to watç ð cringe
🤣

sealhaslupus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 34d (1 reply)

“comedy”

should he have made an edgy joke? probably not.

the interview has been out for a while though so i can only assume it’s a slow news day/week for the the guardian.

alapakala@quokk.au · 2 pts · 34d

perhaps. I am finding about it now, but my humor is quite dark.
This only shows to me there will be no military trust between the two, but the business partners may expat.