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8 Comments

jeansburger@piefed.world · 7 pts · 26d (6 replies)

You would also eat my corpse before it was even cold, at least my best friend would wait a few days first...

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 26d (2 replies)

Had a orange tabby that I adopted that did just that. Ate it's owners face. It was always staring at me and I would awake up and have him sitting on my chest. Once he actually was licking my lips, which is apparently what he ate first on his owner.

But he was a sweet old cat and sadly died 3 years after I adopted him. Barry will be missed.

WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social · 3 pts · 26d (1 reply)

Did you eat Barry after he died? It's what he would have wanted.

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 25d

Unfortunately no.

Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 26d

idk man fair is fair, you're not using it anyway

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 25d

If the person who was supposed to be feeding you breakfast suddenly died on you, you'd take a little nibble too!

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 25d

Waste not, want not.

humblearrogant@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 26d

They would though