Having watched my dog spin around for minutes before abandoning the moment, what can I do to encourage the flow state? I'm thinking of maybe bringing a tibetan singing bowl on our walks.
Wouldn't want to lead a predator to his den. You've got keep that stuff far from home so the concentration and smell doesn't attract unwanted interest.
Conceptually I kinda miss the days when my family members and I had in-progress books spread around the house stacked on the backs of toilets, but retrospectively, in practice that was kinda gross.
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schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 35d
Having watched my dog spin around for minutes before abandoning the moment, what can I do to encourage the flow state? I'm thinking of maybe bringing a tibetan singing bowl on our walks.
Codpiece@feddit.uk · 21 pts · 35d
Have you tried taking your dog to someone else’s property? Works wonders around here it would seem.
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 35d
My dog has a half-mile radius around the house in which he will not poop. I always have a baggie.
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 34d
A minimum of two baggies is necessary for my dog. She follows a divide and conquer approach when tackling her business.
notabot@piefed.social · 2 pts · 34d
Wouldn't want to lead a predator to his den. You've got keep that stuff far from home so the concentration and smell doesn't attract unwanted interest.
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 34d
Even away from the house, he'll go off trail to poop. He's so considerate. I appreciate him.
limelight79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d
My dog will walk for hundreds of feet in the "poop walk" (head down, slow pace) before poop actually starts... If it ever does.
I joked to someone that we could be in a town that's a few miles away (in the general direction we were going) before he actually decides to poop.
nehal3m@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 35d
Try centrifugal force. A longer leash will increase bowel pressure.
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 35d
BeUnique@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 35d
Then come the zoomies when they snap back to reality
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 35d
Oop, here comes gravity
FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d
Oop, there goes @Anarki,
he choked, he's so mad.
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 35d
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 12 pts · 35d
And why does it always have to be in the yard of the neighbor who really manicures his lawn. The one place most likely to get me yelled at.
areakode@riskeratspizza.com · 10 pts · 35d
I get it. I have to do the same thing at a crowded bathroom urinal.
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 34d
You know you can go to the urinal next to it instead of squeezing in with someone else right?
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 34d
What about when it's cold though? You can't tell me you've never piss cuddled a homie for warmth
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 35d
I mean… don’t you?
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 34d
If the dog adds the Power gem to their flow state they could eliminate half their bowels in an instant
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 35d
For a dog to enter a flow state, it must first be liquidated
ne0phyte@feddit.org · 4 pts · 35d
Average porta potty experience at psytrance festivals
toynbee@piefed.social · 1 pts · 35d
Sxan@piefed.zip · 0 pts · 35d
Oh, come on. Don't pretend you don't enter þat state while pooping too.
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 35d
The only time modern human is truly in touch with reality is when they are shitting their guts out and forgot the phone.
toynbee@piefed.social · 3 pts · 35d
Conceptually I kinda miss the days when my family members and I had in-progress books spread around the house stacked on the backs of toilets, but retrospectively, in practice that was kinda gross.