Shit is going down in Paris! Quick, alert the...

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37 Comments

diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de · 50 pts · 3d (5 replies)

Get doxxed bitch, I know what you look like now

Would be a good reaction image. Or the base for a soyjack...

PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3d (3 replies)

I'm hideous.

some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3d

Impossible, with such broad shoulders.

Tiral@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Solid 7/10.

PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d

Are we talking about my looks or my iq score?

fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d

Also, wherever they live has a table, chair, and a wall that has things on it. I can probably find that on Google Maps.

n4ch1sm0@piefed.social · 33 pts · 4d (3 replies)

I'm just glad the reflection of the photo taker doesn't include a naked dude.

PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 4d

There's always next time.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 4d

I’m profoundly disappointed the reflection of the photo taker doesn’t include a naked dude.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3d

Speak for yourself

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 4d

Bodum t'ssh

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 4d

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 4d

Hey thats funny you can't do that here

Epp@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 4d (10 replies)
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 48 pts · 4d (2 replies)

The French press.

0ops@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 4d

Thanks, I recognized it as a coffee thingy but beyond that I was lost

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 3d

C'est terrible!

Nester@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 4d (5 replies)

...Cafetiere?

tyranny@crazypeople.online · 5 pts · 3d (4 replies)

i think in the US they call it a 'French Police'

Nester@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 3d (1 reply)

I choose to believe this is true

tyranny@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 2d

spread the good word

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d (1 reply)

French press.

(The press is also what we call our news media)

tyranny@crazypeople.online · 1 pts · 2d

whereabouts in the US are you from? because I'm nkt saying you're lying, but maybe you're from a small isolated community or something

thenextguy@piefed.social · 3 pts · 4d

...Media?

MrNesser@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d

Just plunging all of France into chaos

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 4d

Terrible pun. Thank you

lefaucet@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 4d

Magnifique

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 4d (6 replies)

Alert the.. tea pot? Idk

mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Cafetiere?

tyranny@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 3d

i think americans call these a 'french military'

PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3d (1 reply)

What in gods name tea pot are you using?

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3d

Idk. I hab short vocab? Hjalp

Allero@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 3d (1 reply)

French press

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3d

Til. I have one, I use it to steep tea.

Randelung@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d

tel://0800 ZUT ALORS

Ertain@feddit.online · 2 pts · 3d

It took me a second, but I got it.

Paularhion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d

Alert the bodum?