c/lemmyshitpost · by Gork@sopuli.xyz · 25dNo lowballs I know what I got 576 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 25d
I would gladly pay even 3$ for your ass ❤️
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 25d
$3 is $3
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 25d
What about $3.50?
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 24d
Inflation...
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 24d
slow clap
daggermoon@piefed.world · 12 pts · 25d
Mine's free if I like you and you're a goth latina.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 25d
Does anybody know what that mug actually says under that sticker? Because it still definitely starts with "My Ass Is-"
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 25d
It's edited, iirc original was "THE FUTURE IS", presumably ending with something vague and inspirational, like "YOURS", "STARTING NOW", "NEVER" etc.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 25d
Suddenly, a business opportunity
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 25d
My ass is enlarged for higher profit margins
J3N5T4R@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 25d
Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 25d
with inflation 😶🌫️
Exusia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 25d
Money well invested
Almacca@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 25d
Minimum wage retail workers find little ways to enjoy themselves.
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 25d
In this economy that's the only kind of ass I can afford!
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 24d
Gotta move the outdated product.