Lime Abandons Disastrous E-Unicycle Sharing Program

https://theneedling.com/2026/08/12/lime-abandons-disastrous-e-unicycle-sharing-program/

Today Lime officially abandoned its ill-fated e-unicycle sharing pilot program in Seattle and will not be expanding to other cities, citing “more cracked skulls and nutsacks than Harborview’s ever seen.”

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MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 36d

Oh dammit—bit the onion for a second

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 35d

Fuck I bit. Reading the headline it seemed like something they'd do.

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 36d

Pretty soon and we'll be renting our shoes through a QR code, like the bowling alley.