Today Lime officially abandoned its ill-fated e-unicycle sharing pilot program in Seattle and will not be expanding to other cities, citing “more cracked skulls and nutsacks than Harborview’s ever seen.”
Lime Abandons Disastrous E-Unicycle Sharing Program
https://theneedling.com/2026/08/12/lime-abandons-disastrous-e-unicycle-sharing-program/
3 Comments
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 36d
Oh dammit—bit the onion for a second
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 35d
Fuck I bit. Reading the headline it seemed like something they'd do.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 36d
Pretty soon and we'll be renting our shoes through a QR code, like the bowling alley.