c/memes · by laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world · 24d

Should’ve went to law school buddy

247 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world

19 Comments

NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 48 pts · 24d (1 reply)

If I recall, that particular genie actually pretty much granted the wishes as they were intended, did he not?

With warnings and advice on how to make better wishes, yes. But it was only because he liked the person making the wishes.

(And yeah, hostile genies are too terrifying for a children's movie.)

Stern@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 24d (2 replies)

>wish for a billion doll hairs

>Genie smugly gives me a billion dollars

>trollface.webp

crispbacon99@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 24d (1 reply)

And then he fucks the genie in the ass haha

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 23d

Genies don't have buttholes

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 23d

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 24d (2 replies)

I just went to the Legal Department of my Wizard's College, and paid them 5000 gold to craft perfectly worded wishes. I don't recommend it, they're all on fire and smell of sulfur, but they are great lawyers

vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d (1 reply)

I'm sure the Unseen University would have a reality altering war amongst the faculty just to figure out what wishes to ask the genie for.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 23d

Well I was already capable of casting wish, so there wasn't a Genie involved

Wolf314159@startrek.website · 10 pts · 23d

I don't think that's going to go the way you think it will. Exhibit A: Freeing the Genie

veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 24d (2 replies)

But you can just wish for a lawyer!

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 23d (1 reply)

Or just use the genie as a wish auditor

veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 23d

Hey, I like how you think!

gaiussabinus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 24d

Relevant for once lol https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3Y4lwf6h8U8

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 24d (4 replies)

First wish: give my wife twice what I wish for.

Second wish: beat me half to death.

Third wish: profit

GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 24d (1 reply)

First wish: kill my wife

Have 2 wishes left

msage@programming.dev · 1 pts · 24d

Double profit incoming

crazyslinkz@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 23d (1 reply)

That's from the Simpson's. Episode with the wife/husband swap.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23d

No you are