Do? DO? Why my good friend, everything is already how I want it to be. Don't you realize, all this time, all this trouble, everything has all been according to plan? MY plan? Why, you've played directly into my hands and I'm so grateful. So very grateful. In fact, I think it's time to celebrate. Yeeeees. What am I going to DO, you ask? I'm going to CELEBRATE. Won't that be fun? Well, fun for ME, anyway.
But, you see, five minutes ago you ingested a swarm of nanobots. Nanobots with the ability to learn - and to reproduce within your body, using your own cells as raw material.
So, you see, I do not need to do anything. And you are about to have much bigger problems than I could ever give you.
Do? Do what? I'm not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I did it 35 minutes ago.
11 Comments
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1d
Do? DO? Why my good friend, everything is already how I want it to be. Don't you realize, all this time, all this trouble, everything has all been according to plan? MY plan? Why, you've played directly into my hands and I'm so grateful. So very grateful. In fact, I think it's time to celebrate. Yeeeees. What am I going to DO, you ask? I'm going to CELEBRATE. Won't that be fun? Well, fun for ME, anyway.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1d
I'm. Gonna get out of this couch. I'm gonna get to the kitchen and cook! God dammit! Cook!
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2d
What will I do? Nothing.
But, you see, five minutes ago you ingested a swarm of nanobots. Nanobots with the ability to learn - and to reproduce within your body, using your own cells as raw material.
So, you see, I do not need to do anything. And you are about to have much bigger problems than I could ever give you.
DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
Ask the magic conch.
showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website · 3 pts · 1d
Do? Do what? I'm not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I did it 35 minutes ago.
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
SWEET FUCK ALL. OR FUCK ALL OF YOU.
AnotherWastedHuman@retrolemmy.com · 3 pts · 2d
Say "fuck it!" I do so enjoy saying that word.
RiverRock@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1d
Oh buddy, when I'm done charging my shit in three to five episodes you'll find out.
marcie@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1d
Poop
sudoer777@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1d
What the fuck are you going to doo about it?
yxc999@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1d
ur mum