Why should you never invite a circuit board designer to prom?
After the first write, they will leave you on read(-only mode)
::: spoiler why? PROM is Programmable Read-Only Memory, which can be written to only once, after which it is read-only :::
What does the maintainer say when asked whether one can contribute to their permissively licensed project?
M I Teasing you? Of course you can add Apache 2!
::: spoiler why? MIT and Apache 2(.0) are both permissive open-source licenses, and they replace parts of the phrases "Am I teasing" and "a patch too".
I think you pronounce Apache like paper mache, with a shey rather than a tch, but it nearly works! :::
Why did the animated graphic end so quickly? It was in a GIFfy! (for the people who advocate for a soft G)
What did the villain say to the protagonist in a popular meme? GIF me your power! (for the people who prefer a hard G)
What do you call a Japanese style of mood boards? JPEGboards!
4 Comments
Bismyth@piefed.social · 21 pts · 25d
You're right, these are awful. Have an upvote
onlinepersona@programming.dev · 18 pts · 25d
Positively terrible. Thank you for the chuckle.
sbeak@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 23d
What do you call a JRPG dungeon crawler game that was bought out by Ubisoft? Online Persona (I'm sorry!)
You can insert other major game publishers in there as well, they are all terrible
call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 25d
First one reminded me of this:
"Didjya hear about the school dance that had to be canceled due to the thunderstorm? It was an electrically-erasable PROM."