Which woman in a pond should give you a sword in an aquatic ceremony so you can be king? NSFW

From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

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12 Comments

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y

Strange women laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

That said, I'll take number 2.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 2y

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds 'n distributin' swords 's no basis for a system of government.

MrZweihander@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 2y

If I take the post title literally, 3 or 1 look the most qualified to mystically bestow a sword on a rightful king. However, if the title is the euphemism I assume it is, then 5 would be my first pick.

Aggravationstation@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 2y

Number 3 - I like 'em pale

wankbank@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y

Number 2, followed by number 7

Scum@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y

The one clad in the purest shimmering samite

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Second from the right looks hungry

Bestet@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y

4, then 7 will be my Nimue! Hope she doesn’t mind that I swim nude.

Sensation6406@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y

5

tarn_rep@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y
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CuminClove@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y

7

Sullenchapter@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y

1st woman

throwawayforratings@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y

Watery Tart #3.