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c/neinhole · by sl@horp.sciops.net · 12d

allegations of horrific ritual abuse

5 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

pmjv@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 12d (13 replies)

why have you done this to me?

sl@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 12d (12 replies)

i have no recollection of doing this to you!

sl@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 12d (11 replies)

hey i just had a thought:

is there a metal strip in your ruler?

pmjv@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 12d (10 replies)

nope. but go on

sl@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 12d (9 replies)

that was it. that was the whole thought.

sl@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 12d (8 replies)

is there a metal strip in your arm?

pmjv@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 12d (7 replies)

the yoga pen has a magnetic case that you can glue to a computer lid.

if it comes close to the x1, it puts the computer to sleep :')

jdr@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 11d

A woman once tried to put me to sleep with magnets

sl@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 12d

fucken computers

j-g00da@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 12d (2 replies)

I don't believe in rulers tbh

sl@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 12d (1 reply)

When they tell me to walk a straight line / I put on crooked shoes —prince, the max

j-g00da@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 11d

yeah!