Sneaky, a number that is actually NOT engagement! No clicks, no viewing the comments, no reporting the CSAM. Just scrolls. The more scrolls you have vs. all the other numbers is guaranteed depression as you realize just how much no one cares about your post. I am now cursed with this knowledge and this number! Why did you tell me this? Why am I now in Hell? The scrolls won't stop increasing!
Yeah I saw some strange commentary (don’t remember the details) but thought it didn’t seem right. Glad to hear, will happily continue perusing your stuff thanks!
37 Comments
untorquer@quokk.au · 39 pts · 6d
Oooh, cool! You might think your 30,000 views on YouTube is cool but check out my 77 views on Lemmy!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 28 pts · 6d
78, 79, 80,... There's no stopping this!
untorquer@quokk.au · 13 pts · 6d
Next stop 90, woo!
Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 6d
Over 105, triple digits!
Carnelian@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 6d
Thank you for making me more appealing to sponsors!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 14 pts · 6d
I'm just reporting the news! Thank lemmy!
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 6d
I just scrolled up and down a bunch past this post so you're welcome
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 6d
Thanks so much! The number goes brrrrrrrrrrr
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 6d
Great Scott!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 6d
Love that guy
don@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 6d
One point twenty-one jiggawatts! one point twenty-one jiggawatts…
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 6d
Lemmy is so innovative!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 6d
The standard setter!
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 6d
I print out my feed so they can't do this exact thing
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 6d
i still get the views as it passes through the printer
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 6d
That means my ass cheeks against the flatbed scanner have gotten thousands of views
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 6d
Correct.
redparadise@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 6d
Reference to YouTube now counting the first frame as a view?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 6d
what's youtube?
redparadise@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 6d
youtube is an instrument
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 6d
For taking body temperature?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d
Up the butthole.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 6d
Sneaky, a number that is actually NOT engagement! No clicks, no viewing the comments, no reporting the CSAM. Just scrolls. The more scrolls you have vs. all the other numbers is guaranteed depression as you realize just how much no one cares about your post. I am now cursed with this knowledge and this number! Why did you tell me this? Why am I now in Hell? The scrolls won't stop increasing!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 6d
I was paid by lemmy to spread the news
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6d
4am@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 6d
This sounds more like a Piefed or Tesseract feature
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 6d
i can't believe piefed did it to me again
Tiger@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 6d
Dude I’m so happy to see your content again thank you, were you gone or was I in the wrong rabbit hole.
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 6d
i don't think i ever left :/ is lemmy sick again?
Tiger@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 6d
Oh thank goodness, must have been just me. I even searched for your stuff and didn’t find new things.
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 6d
i was a victim of a failed smear campaign, but i'm still here and there!
Tiger@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 6d
Yeah I saw some strange commentary (don’t remember the details) but thought it didn’t seem right. Glad to hear, will happily continue perusing your stuff thanks!
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6d
One of my pet peeves when i review SEO reports before sending them out is people reporting on views to calculate success for MoM or YoY metrics.
Wow, 3000 views! But how many clicked out of those views? How many clicks converted? Fuck your views!
Anachu@leminal.space · 4 pts · 6d
I get content, you get views. the perfect combination!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 6d
Sweet!
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 6d
The 14th form!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 6d
That's right!