Dating tutorial

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ryper@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 13d (1 reply)

The rest of the guide:

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 13d

Nice find

gnutrino@programming.dev · 32 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Never! You can take my FromSoft games from my cold, dead, lonely hands.

Cypher@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 13d

Huh I actually said “Never!” on reading this too… the rest is also accurate.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 13d

You: "Uninstall DS3"

Me: "I can't hear you, I'm gooning to Sister Friede feet pics"

ceenote@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 13d (2 replies)

Okay. I can keep Demons Souls, Dark Souls, Elden Ring, and Bloodborne, right?

PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social · 4 pts · 13d (1 reply)

No. You're only allowed to have Armored Core.

AEsheron@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d

I see this as an absolute win!

tmyakal@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 13d

My wife and I routinely play FromSoft games together. Just find a girl with the same interests as you; it's not hard.

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 13d
  1. install dark souls

  2. visit Priscilla

  3. feet

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d

My girlfriend liked watching me play Dark Souls though. She thought it was funny how angry I got went I lost my souls.

She was really into Dragon Age, because she wanted to make the characters have gay sex.

Different strokes. She was bad at handjobs though.

Get you a girl who appreciates the finely crafted atmo, and not that Cheesecake Factory shit.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 13d

Souls games are sexy

jtrek@startrek.website · 2 pts · 13d

My current partner I got to try FromSoft games. Sekiro did not go well for them.

Thorry@feddit.org · 2 pts · 13d

Impossibruh!

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 13d

The getting and the having are the same right

url@feddit.fr · 1 pts · 13d (1 reply)

What is on dark souls 3?

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d

Evil that magically breaks controllers