c/worldnews · by Greg@lemmy.ca · 3yGlobal Constipation Treatment Market to Reach $27.5 Billion by 2030 https://finance.yahoo.com/news/global-constipation-treatment-market-report-082300575.html81 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
BigPapaE@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 3y
Fueled entirely by lemmy users after this month
yukichigai@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 3y
No shit?
...I'll see myself out.
GunnarRunnar@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y
So Greg is just trying find a cure after all.
fleabomber@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 3y
You really want this to be your reddit moment?
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
Would you rather it be two broken arms?
fleabomber@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
Wait. What are my options?
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
CmdrShepard@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 3y
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 3y
I can live with it.
I can live with it.
treadful@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 3y
Good luck, @Greg@lemmy.ca
LostCause@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
Lmao you guys are hilarious, so now we are having our first insider stories, this is great.
redtea@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
They might be outsider stories by 2030 if we're luck.
Drusas@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
The western diet sure does wonders for pharmaceutical companies' bottom lines.
BendyLemmy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y
That's a shit load of money!
withersailor@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 3y
Unblocking the money spigot.
csolisr@communities.azkware.net · 2 pts · 3y
And just in time for you know who!
MrsDoyle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I'm investigating in prune futures.
BathtubJoe@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
Chinese constipation futures? Buy, buy, buy! Who knew we needed a DD on constipation medication, but the signs are here!
(Note: If it wasn’t obvious, I’m joking)
timtoon@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
The chart: slava Pookraini 🇺🇦
Showroom7561@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y
Another side effect in a world that eats too much meat and dairy.