Hell Ye, Crabs only 99 cents

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8 Comments

Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 13d (4 replies)

for some reason they sent me out back to get crabs from someone behind the dumpster

ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 13d (3 replies)

Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 13d (2 replies)

Girl did indeed look like zoidberg but with more meth

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 3 pts · 12d (1 reply)

Bet she gave amazing head, though.

Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 12d

I paid ninety nine cents, I expect to get my crabs one way or another

randompasta@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 13d (1 reply)

The grift only works for those at the top.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 12d

Like all pyramid schemes - if it's not your idea you're downline

SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d

And the leopards are planning a big face BBQ.