I just go back to sleep. Never figured a noise in the house to be anything other than the house, shit falling, or a rodent. All stuff I'm not getting up for and definitely not finding a weapon for.
It has backfired, though. Once, about 30 years ago, a bicycle got taken from the front lawn. That should've been a bullet in someone's head as justice, of course.
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Xanthobilly@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 12d
WatermelonPaloma@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 12d
Love me some Sean Connery in thigh highs!
JimHollow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12d
While they don't look alike at all, he reminded me of Borat in the green bikini.
deft@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 12d
Zardoz Zord.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 9 pts · 13d
You don't jam the barrel into your urethra?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 13d
It's already occupied with the cocktail stirrer
Primor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 13d
NSFW please! I was not! ready for this
nycvin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 12d
and some eye bleach
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 13d
Velcro thigh holster FTW
Also keeping a blunderbuss by the stairs.
QuietGenesis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d
Most American post of all time
SaltSong@startrek.website · 4 pts · 13d
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 12d
Bout to get clapped with my cheeks out.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
So you bring a small cannon...
saltesc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
I just go back to sleep. Never figured a noise in the house to be anything other than the house, shit falling, or a rodent. All stuff I'm not getting up for and definitely not finding a weapon for.
It has backfired, though. Once, about 30 years ago, a bicycle got taken from the front lawn. That should've been a bullet in someone's head as justice, of course.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 13d
ER.... Code brown!.... Another left ass cheek with a bullet hole!