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@p@hj.9fs.net

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34 Comments

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 10 pts · 7d (6 replies)

Today I traveled to the future, went to Trump and shoved a stove pipe into his ass. Then I filled the ass with concrete! Later on I noticed that I should have gone to the past instead!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 7d

I'm so sorry this happened to you.

jdr@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 6d (4 replies)

I can't believe you've done this

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 5d (3 replies)

I have proof! Just wait two weeks!

jdr@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 5d (1 reply)

!RemindMe two weeks

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 5d

Ok, I will remind you in two weeks.

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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 5d

lel

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 7d (1 reply)

They say that if you collect all the banners you

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 7d

Yeah!

mcz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6d (7 replies)

I'm already following you @hj.gfs.net

Sometimes I even follow you home

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 6d (6 replies)

I know!

mcz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6d (5 replies)

Excuse me, are you watching me?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 6d (4 replies)

Michael Jackson is watching me.

b_rain@troet.cafe · 5 pts · 6d (1 reply)

@pmjv @mcz
is he smiling on you?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 6d

No, he keeps telling me he always feels like somebody is watching him too.

mcz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Cool!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 6d

Yeah!

socsa@piefed.social · 5 pts · 6d (3 replies)

Can I pay with cum?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 6d

That sounds really nasty!

jdr@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 6d

Only if you do it contactless

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 6d

if you are a point where there is cum and you still have to ask permission, the answer is usually no.

hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 6d (2 replies)

There used to be an off-menu steak rice and cheese at the local mexican place that was only $2. Better than just rice at the sushi place i think.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 6d (1 reply)

I'm so sorry they did this to you :(

hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 6d

děkuji

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating eyebrow content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 6d

I saw it here and it shook my world! Thanks for engaging!

DeltaLima@social.la10cy.net · 4 pts · 7d (1 reply)

@pmjv I need this Rückstandsfreie Entfernung von Keimen & Viren

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 7d

Awesome!

pita@mastodon.bsd.cafe · 4 pts · 7d (1 reply)

@pmjv thats a lot of banners

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 7d

not enough!

jdr@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 6d (1 reply)

That's not even a real email address

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 6d

lier

cathfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating paywalled c... [Please subscribe for full engagement]

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 3d