me_irl

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chocrates@piefed.world · 32 pts · 19d

I used to get invited out, drive all the way to the place, then panic and text my friends that I was sick and drive home

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 19d (1 reply)

But what if they remember that thing?

You know, the thing you said or did one time 6 years ago that they might be silently holding against you and pretending to like you over…

Rekonok@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 18d

And no one found the corpse!

thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 18d

Because they all secretly hate me, duh

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 18d

me: go date

my brain: but people scary