Hear me out

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obvs@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 16d

You can tell your society is sick when a headline of the same story in another country could be "The United States requires coworkers to give up sick days so that sicker coworkers don't lose their jobs."

EmmiLime@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 16d (3 replies)

The orphan crushing machine was turned off for just 2 days in this heartwarming story!

ceenote@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 16d

The orphan crushing machine was so satisfied it was turned off for 2 days.

yogthos@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 16d (1 reply)

It's even worse than that, it's the orphan crushing machine packaging its horrors in a way that makes them seem positive and heartwarming.

atomicorange@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15d

“Local heroes throw themselves in orphan crushing machine in vain attempt to clog it temporarily”

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 16d (3 replies)

Meanwhile, the rest of the civilised world still struggles with the very concept of sick days.

"you have to ask permission to be sick?"

snooggums@piefed.world · 2 pts · 16d (2 replies)

In a lot of cases we need to spend the time setting up an appointment and traveling to it to pay a doctor to write a note to prove we are sick.

So we need permission and we have to pay for it.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 16d (1 reply)

I think the latter part went without saying.

snooggums@piefed.world · 0 pts · 16d

It is worth pointing out that there are frequently additional steps and costs in addition to getting permission from your job to be sick. Anyone outside the US would be unaware of this additional cost and effort.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 16d

bet he still had to turn in lesson plans for the sub though

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 16d (2 replies)

Meanwhile, Moscow Mitch enjoys 72 days of sick leave and zero repercussions at our expense as taxpayers.

Inucune@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16d (1 reply)

Mitch the lich is dead. He has been dead for at least a month now.

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16d

He was almost fond of that name. Being called Moscow Mitch actually got under his skin. Though I did like that my phone replaced his name with Snitch at first.

FluidBeef@quokk.au · 8 pts · 15d

Third World Problems

IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 15d

What happens if someone who gave up their own sick days gets cancer?

Polisheocket@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 15d

Why aren’t they on long term disability? It’s usually offered for most jobs

mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16d

Hey freedom-loving 'muricans over there in liberty land. Wanna hear a fun fact about those socialist hellholes across the pond? If you get sick, the government's got your back. Full pay. If you get really sick, the government's got your back. Your employer can't fire you, or they'll get in serious legal trouble with that nosey, meddling government. If you get so sick you can't work anymore, you're entitled to social benefits. That's what those high taxes go towards.

HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d

Def misread 'theirs' as 'tears' and wondered why they thought that would work.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d

But what about all the jobs in the orphan crushing industry? Won't anybody think of the jobs?