I got my paycheck in the mail today, but the envelope was just full of parsley…

I think my wages were garnished.

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Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 11d

it's about thyme

dhork@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 11d

Dad has always been a source of sage wisdom

dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 11d (2 replies)

You can tell it’s a dad joke because no one under the age of 40 has ever received a paper paycheck

roofuskit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 11d

I feel attacked.

DudleyMason@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 11d

Nah. I mean I am over forty, but the last time I got a paper paycheck was probably only about 20 years ago. It was a lot more common if you work for smaller businesses up until the mid oughts, bcs direct deposit wasn't as easily or cheaply available as it became once ADP got embedded in QuickBooks.