The disabled toilet ran out of toilet paper

And I didn't check before I shat.

Fortunately, I had one of those perfect shits where it slides out smoothly without leaving behind anything. I wiped with a paper towel from the sink, but I needn't have bothered; it came away completely clean.

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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 15d (2 replies)

My brother in poo

Let me tell you of the glory that is the bottle bidet. Just a squeezable bottle with a spray nozzle. Easy to carry in a purse size bag, and will save your ass a good deal of distress over TP in unfamiliar places.

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 2 pts · 15d (1 reply)

My EDC doesn't have a lot of room to add things.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 15d

Fair enough :)

It's always a struggle to balance what's carried.