You're carried from the van with the bag still over your head from when they abducted you 2 hours ago and began driving into rural who-knows-where. They, whoever they are, sit you down in a chair, facing a table backed lights so bright you see them through the thick cloth. The bag is pulled off, revealing an emigmatic silhouette sitting across from you.
"I'm sure you're wonder why I've gone to such lengths, but this is something that had to be done in person" the figure says in a chilling tone. "What I'm about to say is confidential —for your ears only— and must never leave this building. A warning, that I hope you will heed. This is a wisdom gained from costly experience; paid in blood and pain... " After a somber pause, lasting long enough to feel uncomfortable sitting on the edge of your seat, he leans forward: "Don't stick your dick in the blender". Just as suddenly as the bag was removed, it's put back on, and you're driven back home.
3 Comments
SGforce@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 3d
Had to go all the way there for that? Bullshit
DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
Montagge@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 3d
Why did he need a secret trip for that?
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 3d
You're carried from the van with the bag still over your head from when they abducted you 2 hours ago and began driving into rural who-knows-where. They, whoever they are, sit you down in a chair, facing a table backed lights so bright you see them through the thick cloth. The bag is pulled off, revealing an emigmatic silhouette sitting across from you.
"I'm sure you're wonder why I've gone to such lengths, but this is something that had to be done in person" the figure says in a chilling tone. "What I'm about to say is confidential —for your ears only— and must never leave this building. A warning, that I hope you will heed. This is a wisdom gained from costly experience; paid in blood and pain... " After a somber pause, lasting long enough to feel uncomfortable sitting on the edge of your seat, he leans forward: "Don't stick your dick in the blender". Just as suddenly as the bag was removed, it's put back on, and you're driven back home.