Priorities rule

74 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world

9 Comments

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 5d (5 replies)

I wanna get burried with my desktop

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 5d (2 replies)

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 5d (1 reply)

I guess that also means it won’t be that long until we get buried

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 5d

You mean because the powers that be are doing their best to force us to rent compute rather than own our own PCs?

I'd rather gargle glass.

reshuffle6655@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I was going to agree but I'm not sold on being buried. I've asked my loved ones to do something cooler with me. My initial suggestion was figure out a way to legally blow my body up, but I've since been talked down to cremation provided my ashes are then lovingly distributed in some very specific locations which vary depending on where my enemies' faces are located.

Edit: I've since learned the environmental impact of cremation so now I'm not sold on that either. Now I'm thinking, let me rot in a forest and print my meme collection into a collage or something if you want to remember me. Or I dunno, stack the printed memes, throw on a trench coat and a picture of my face, and you've essentially got a me totem. That sounds neat and probably cheaper than one of those big printouts.

Oh yeah and just give my desktop to like, whoever I most recently played coop with.

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1d

I wanna be food for insects and such.

Yaenntz@fedia.io · 3 pts · 5d (2 replies)

welp, that's an absolutely devastating throwback

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 5d

Sorry 😁

Doom@discuss.online · 1 pts · 5d

Same.