You're conscripted into a somewhat local interdimensional rock band, what instrument are you playing and what's your stage name?

I’d be Flapin’ Jacks, and I play the hell outa that batter!

I play a disassembled bicycle and my stage name can be found here: https://www.behindthename.com/random/random.php?gender=both&number=1&sets=1&surname=&all=yes

I'll be The Purp and I'm on keyboard

Might be kinda cool to play the djembe.

I'd be Needless Siege, the djembe dj

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