Please consider invading California. We'll probably surrender. Look at the advantages. You get San Diego, better wine, movie and tech jobs, and think of the tourist income. We get health care and politics that aren't completely batshit insane.
In fact, my wife and I are so polite, we're often mistaken for Canadians. Even our cats are polite.
So think it over, and get back to us. Black's Beach would be a good place for an amphibious landing. No one there is wearing anything, so no weapons.
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SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d
DEAR CANADA,
Please consider invading California. We'll probably surrender. Look at the advantages. You get San Diego, better wine, movie and tech jobs, and think of the tourist income. We get health care and politics that aren't completely batshit insane.
In fact, my wife and I are so polite, we're often mistaken for Canadians. Even our cats are polite.
So think it over, and get back to us. Black's Beach would be a good place for an amphibious landing. No one there is wearing anything, so no weapons.
Hopefully,
Me, on behalf of
CALIFORNIA
meathorse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d
These brain dead fucks in maga have chosen "heads I win, tails you lose" as their entire narrative, personality and gospel.