"My daughter asked me what games I played on the tablet when I was a kid, and I told her I used to yell into a fan to sound like a robot. "

And find a big stick to pretend it's a sword.

I just learned that this doesn't work with a small desk fan, sadly.

I bet box fans are on sale right now, as it's the end of summer (yes, yes, in the northern hemisphere).

EDIT: I just scrolled down and saw a picture of a bicycle. Which reminded me of the time, when I was a kid, the next door neighbor "special-needs" kid stuck his finger in the spokes of a bicycle as it rode past on the sidewalk. That was a lot of blood.