why they haven’t invented a toaster that toasts both sides evenly

If you use two flamethrowers it gets it nice and even

*Why hasn't a toaster been invented that toasts both sides evenly?

FTFY

If something does a bad job they get free marketing when you complain on social media.

They can then up sell other people with "if you got the six slicer unit with the AI Pro+ subscription it would do what you want"

Stop buying junk from murica