You when you close the zipper on your weiner

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1369010/you-when-you-close-the-zipper-on-your-weiner

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13 Comments

edinbruh@feddit.it · 13 pts · 6d (4 replies)

This is something I've seen referenced a lot on American shows like the Simpsons, but I've never met anyone to whom this has happened. Is it really that common? Are your zippers different?

Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 6d

Never heard of it either. Only way I can see it happening is if someone was really drunk.

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 6d

As an American, I've never done it or known anyone who had admitted to it.

I wonder if wearing your pants on your hips or waist makes a difference. Maybe it's more likely to happen to smaller penises. Or maybe it's a puritan holdover, like, "gotta put my penis away as fast as possible."

imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 6d

It's apparently common enough that the military has a specific tool in basic training med-whatevers for cutting off the zipper.

I honestly never even conceived of the notion until I read that fact as a young adult.

meekah@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 6d

I also noticed in american media that people only open the zipper to take a piss, but not the button - maybe that's the difference?

Davel23@fedia.io · 12 pts · 6d (1 reply)

How the hell'd you get the beans above the frank?!

RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 6d

Frank and beans!

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Do you not put your penis away in your underwear or boxers before zipping? How does this happen?

Zelaf@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 6d

I don't think Americans wear underwear

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 6d

We've got a bleeder!

MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d

Where you're a kid and rushing for an event

0/10 do not recommend

scrodumb@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 6d

Dowvoted for American hubris.

9.5/10 don't reach the zipper.

TIEPilot@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 6d

The only thing worse is slamming your dick in a car door. Double if you're tumescent.