DOJ says states have to report undocumented immigrants to get federal funding

I have no documents on any such people.

Ah, conditional national funding. The states are no longer independent. Just what Americans voted for........... /s

Of course Sir, lemme see... grabs book from shelf Undocumented, here we go... flips through pages Ah, here we have it! We have documented precisely zero undocumented immigrants, Sir.

Are they asking them to prove a negative?