Heartbeat_IRL

179 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world

12 Comments

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 7d (3 replies)

It would fix so many problens if we just had a gay shadow government established that rule the world.

MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 6d (2 replies)

Turns out to be Peter Thiel

Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 6d

Fucking monkey's paw bullshit.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 6d

And Scott Bessant...

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 7d (2 replies)

I, as a straight person, would probably do the same thing until I found out that I had to, like, I don't know, suck a dick to do it.

Like, that's gonna be the angriest blowjob that ever happened.

I'd be the light yagami grindr guy.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Addendum: Shoutout to the dude that lets me blow him just so we can kill you know who.

Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d

Or, hear me out, the guy could blow you. Mayhaps not as straight as thou protests.

saltesc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 7d

Oh this acts of the divine are just divine!

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 6d (3 replies)

Good point! In my younger days, there were a few times when I almost wish I had the power to turn a few muscled hotties gay simply with the power of persuasion cause it would have been a lot cheaper that way. Just kidding. I kid. Kidding. Is joke. Gay joke.

MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 6d (2 replies)

Cheaper?

DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 6d (1 reply)

they were roommates

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 6d

Hotel roommates at two different hourly rates, maybe.