Good point! In my younger days, there were a few times when I almost wish I had the power to turn a few muscled hotties gay simply with the power of persuasion cause it would have been a lot cheaper that way. Just kidding. I kid. Kidding. Is joke. Gay joke.
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Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 7d
It would fix so many problens if we just had a gay shadow government established that rule the world.
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 6d
Turns out to be Peter Thiel
Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 6d
Fucking monkey's paw bullshit.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 6d
And Scott Bessant...
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 7d
I, as a straight person, would probably do the same thing until I found out that I had to, like, I don't know, suck a dick to do it.
Like, that's gonna be the angriest blowjob that ever happened.
I'd be the light yagami grindr guy.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d
Addendum: Shoutout to the dude that lets me blow him just so we can kill you know who.
Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d
Or, hear me out, the guy could blow you. Mayhaps not as straight as thou protests.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 7d
Oh this acts of the divine are just divine!
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 6d
Good point! In my younger days, there were a few times when I almost wish I had the power to turn a few muscled hotties gay simply with the power of persuasion cause it would have been a lot cheaper that way. Just kidding. I kid. Kidding. Is joke. Gay joke.
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 6d
Cheaper?
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 6d
they were roommates
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 6d
Hotel roommates at two different hourly rates, maybe.