Yeah!... No uh pooping!

Lol wut

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_finger_@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 3y (2 replies)

The first original site-wide Lemmy meme is about holding your poop. We should be proud

mrbubblesort@kbin.social · 18 pts · 3y (1 reply)

One of the first reddit ones was when they upvoted a literal pic of dogshit to #1 on /r/all. This holding your poop thing is proof that we have arrived

roostopher@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

That was the one where the dog ate a box of crayons right? It was right around the same time as the 2am chili and the ice soap if I remember correctly.

ciagovv@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 3y
maegul@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Literally LOLed, this is me. I ignored the post and then it became this thing and I’m just waiting for it pass before I feel embarrassed!

solivine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

I feel you, sometimes I wait a while for my poop to pass

pH3ra@beehaw.org · 17 pts · 3y

The first original meme wave born on Lemmy, I'm so proud of all of you guys

coldhotman@nrsk.no · 13 pts · 3y (5 replies)
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solivine@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It's already well known that girls don't poop, makes sense for it to become more mainstream

Arcaneslime@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Mmhmm, someone doesn't know Stella Barey's off cam exploits..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sgSIySCZgo

lynx@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Why?

manitcor@lemmy.intai.tech · 14 pts · 3y

don't ask, I won't answer, my reasons are my own.

nailbar@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y

No, because...

Everybody poops

If they don't, they're an android

And should be destroyed

https://youtu.be/kQTW7Pd1vqc

Toekneegee@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 3y

a turd is the heaviest thing in the world; not even an elephant can hold one for very long

EpeeGnome@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 10 pts · 3y

Casmael@geddit.social · 8 pts · 3y

Poop inflation. Unfortunately, due to recent supply chain issues and demand spikes caused by elevated numbers working from home, the real-world or street cost of pooping has increased dramatically, reaching above-inflation levels in some eurozone areas. As a result, poop frequency is down amongst all age groups except 65+, and the no poop challenge has grown in popularity. I personally haven’t pooped for 4 days due to the cost.

str82L@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

” just waiting for it pass”

riskable@programming.dev · 6 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Girls be like, "About time some guys evolve!"

radioactiveradio@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Been a while since I started sweating it all out instead. Now I have a hole dedicated to absolutely nothing.

Mamertine@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Its an undiscovered sex hole.

radioactiveradio@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

It's very much discovered. I just don't like it.

ArgonautVehicle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

This is the way.