like a chili cheese burger.
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so i was at BK, eating an unreasonably expensive plant-based chili chee tortilla 🌶️🧀. it was good, maybe a bit too good. i started eating it... differently, until i noticed what i was doing. almost like in these TV commercials where they kinda kiss-eat a whopper or something.
it was tasty. and no, unfortunately the 1% cheese in the chili cheese sauce was unfortunately not vegan i have to inform you. sorry.
i wish you a wonderful day where you eat something delicious.

12 Comments
girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 25 pts · 1d
I really want someone to eat me up like a chili cheese burger
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1d
well i mean i am hungry... i of course got hungry when i started yapping about the plant-based chili cheese tortilla™ 🌶️🧀️
sooooimeanicouuuuld...onlyifthat'swhatyouwantofcourse.erin@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1d
Hello! I've seen you around, and I noticed you've altered the way you style your text over time. Out of curiosity (and please feel no need to answer if it makes you at all uncomfortable), was that a conscious choice, or were you more intentional about altering your voice? I ask because I have pretty consciously changed the voice of my writing over time, and also between spaces like lemmy, where I'm (obviously) a bit more formal, and private matrix rooms or group chats where I'm more informal. I like language, and any time I see people doing interesting things with their own idiolects (personal dialects) and sociolects (subculture dialects) it fascinates me.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1d
i'm not quite sure which text you mean here. are you referring to the visual text which i literally write onto the drawing tablet or the written text i tap away at with?
imma make a guess and assume you mean the second one. there is not much of a reason for it and i have been told that these kinds of - stopping - symbols - and - such - make the content more difficult to read. it is literally the way i talk when i'm trying to think. yes i yap while thinking, it's like CoT but for humans. not doing it feels less efficient.
it's mostly a play i'm putting up.
if this would be about the writing style: i have changed it a bunch! yesyes i now put the hearts on the i's and make the characters round. not just in these posts but in most of my important formal paperwork too.
so i don't have that much interesting stuff to share unfortunately >v<
erin@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1d
Both interest me! Thanks for sharing c:
girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 3 pts · 1d
Omg I would loooove that, yes pleaaaaase
StrassMav@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1d
Ah, so most of everything nowadays. "Working for an hour costs as much as a sandwich," comes to mind.
Also, at least you enjoyed it. I suppose sometimes ads are indeed accurate :p
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1d
it was like 7€ and.... honestly, at that point you might just wanna get 3 regular chili cheese burgers instead.
but ut does taste really nice and it does fill up a bit. buuuuuut.... at that point, get a whopper. I just like the chili chee ~
hehe yea the ads were accurate. i just... yeaystarted eating very tenderly and then cought myself aaand ate totally regularly again. oh well----
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d
Oh my~
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 22h
mhmmm yea Lilac is hungry <3
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d
oh damn...
mhm yup uh...this order is ready to go 😅
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 22h
mhmmm ooh takeout, wonderful ~