She's not right for you, Peter

207 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world

16 Comments

Krotz@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 4d (4 replies)

For the DIY circumcision.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 13 pts · 4d (1 reply)

That’s how they make calamari.

spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 3d

And pork rinds!

Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3d (1 reply)

"To shreds, you say?"

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 3d

And how’s his wife holding up?

toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 26 pts · 4d (1 reply)

I already cut my dick off, I shouldn't still be wincing at this

Sturgist@piefed.ca · 15 pts · 4d

I think anyone, regardless of nether bit configuration, who doesn't wince at this might have a serious issue empathising with their fellow human beings.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 18 pts · 3d (3 replies)

thenoirwolfess@fedinsfw.app · 6 pts · 3d (2 replies)

There's a reason Bad Dragon paid homage to Shai-Hulud for the release of the remake (context)

boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2d (1 reply)

That can’t even feel good

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

I'm not curious and/or so enough to try to find out, but I'm sure there's someone who is.

bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 16 pts · 4d

Not the sharpest nob you will every know.

ashenone@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 4d

Pencil dick

chemtrailenthusiast@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d

#donotstickyourdickin

fif-t@fedia.io · 7 pts · 3d

Brings new meaning to pencil dick

human@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 4d

Moyels hate this one weird trick