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33 Comments

NeroRecursive@jlai.lu · 35 pts · 3y (4 replies)

That’s actually a very French thing to do.

TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

they do it with English

NeroRecursive@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 3y
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Dfy@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Je vois pas de quoi tu parles, je réponds en anglais quand je veux... bon j'en ai pas envie là tout de suite 🧑‍🦯

NeroRecursive@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 3y
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TheBat@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y (3 replies)
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WereCat@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)

English people on their way to speak letters that are not in the word 🚶🚶🚶

PeWu@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 3y

Polish people on their way to make every word unspeakable for foreigners 🏃💨 🏃💨 🏃💨

Aru@lemmygrad.ml · 6 pts · 3y

Search how "oiseaux" is pronounced, 7 letters none of which are correct

MrFappy@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y (3 replies)

So you’re just learning to speak French ironically?

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Did you yell "America!" when you pressed the gas pedal?

MrFappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

It looks like Scarface sneezed on your car!

mdd@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

Came for this, now satisfied.

Pili@lemmygrad.ml · 17 pts · 3y (2 replies)

My comrades talking about petits bourgeois and shit, believing they aren't speaking french. 👀

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

That's why I pronounce it peh-tit boor-gee-ose

And I can't spell it anyway. Checkmate Fr*nchies

Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml · 7 pts · 3y

Just say drobna burżuazja

paddirn@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y

That’s like the guy who won a French scrabble competition, but couldn’t actually speak any French.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/07/21/424980378/winner-of-french-scrabble-title-does-not-speak-french

Aru@lemmygrad.ml · 14 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Studying fr*nch to argue with fr#nch liberals online

lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Don't

Absolutely never

You're gonna suffer from severe brain damage

Aru@lemmygrad.ml · 2 pts · 3y

"51000 kms of road 🤓 ☝️"

whodoctor11@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 3y (6 replies)
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Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Quand un client anglophone est trop irrespectueux, c'est toujours un plaisir de répondre en français et de refuser de continuer à parler sa langue.

kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y

Everyone >>>> French/Briish >>>>> Americans

DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml · 4 pts · 3y

Ouuuuiiiii 🤌

idk837384@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 3y

💀

mhz@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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whodoctor11@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
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Life2Space@lemmygrad.ml · 10 pts · 3y

Being able to speak as many languages as possible is good, actually.

DankZedong@lemmygrad.ml · 8 pts · 3y (4 replies)

OP peut toujours choisir de parler Wallon

Pili@lemmygrad.ml · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Pétition pour renommer le Français en Congolais, comme réparation pour la période coloniale.

lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml · 4 pts · 3y

Basé wllh

bloubz@lemmygrad.ml · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

T'es Wallon ? Je pensais que tu étais flamand

DankZedong@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y

Je viens des Pays-Bas et j'habite en Flandre, mais je parle fr*nçais

xantoxis@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

If Werner Herzog was a real guy

Xia@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 3y

Pas grave mon frère on t’aime quand même comme tu es ❤️

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

Je ne comprends pas…ya dingus!

Earthprototype@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Tu manques à personne.

Alunyanners@lemmygrad.ml · 4 pts · 3y

well someone's mad

whodoctor11@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
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pigup@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

The real enemy is Quebec 🚫