Dude is allergic to muff

50 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world

6 Comments

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3d

Jokes on them. I farted on my weiner

CameronDev@programming.dev · 11 pts · 3d (4 replies)

Where does his pee come out? Is he that dehydrated?

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d

I dont know, the only thing that comes out of mine is blood

Varesti@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 3d (2 replies)

There was a subset of the sounding community that actively tried to cut/split/splay their urethras open, but I forgot what they called it.

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3d (1 reply)

subincision...

CameronDev@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2d

Goes by uti-maxxing now