He was found in the rubble of the twin towers, and the brave firemen lifted him up with tears in their eyes, and said "thank you mr trump" because they knew the real reason he was there - he built those towers by his own huge hands and he also flew the hijacked planes into both of them.
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RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
He was found in the rubble of the twin towers, and the brave firemen lifted him up with tears in their eyes, and said "thank you mr trump" because they knew the real reason he was there - he built those towers by his own huge hands and he also flew the hijacked planes into both of them.
Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1d
Don't forget he invented the jet fuel that melted the steel beams.
glimse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
That is...well, lose the hijacking part and it's definitely less insane than what he actually said.