Hollywood CEOs Are Spending Millions On Bodyguards As Threats Soar

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rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Good, I'm glad they're scared. I hope another CEO gets luigi'd before the end of the year. Let's make a good US tradition for once

anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Since Luigi did a cool thing on December 4 2024 I hereby declare December 4 every year as Luigimas

omgboom@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d (1 reply)

It's fitting that you say that on Charlie Kirkmas

God bless us, everyone!

shartgargle@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Really? Hollywood CEOs? Aren't they the least of our CEO problems?

The amount of overlap in hate for CEOs and "Hollywood is full of pedos" probably means there are a lot of unhinged inferences driving mad decisions.

See, normal people go “How do I live my life such that nobody wants to kill me?”

CEOs go “So obviously a lot of people are gonna want to kill me. How do I make sure their bullets kill someone else?”

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Jim Gordon: What about escalation?

Batman: Escalation?

Jim Gordon: We start carrying semi-automatics, they buy automatics. We start wearing Kevlar, they buy armor piercing rounds.

Batman: And?

Jim Gordon: And, you're wearing a mask. Jumping off rooftops.

Take this guy. Has a flair for the theatrical, like you.