c/noncredibledefense · by PugJesus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2y

"Water Buffalo" just doesn't have the same ring

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13 Comments

zepheriths@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Honestly surprised no one uses panda in papers

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 13 pts · 2y

I think it'd be clever to use the calendar animals on rotation but that just leads to a bunch of Rat papers one year and Turtles in another.

Darorad@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

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guyrocket@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y

I am just surprized they don't say super racist shit like ching chong bing bong.

iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Winnie the Pooh

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

Defense analyst: Okay…something something Great Wall.

OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Whenever I see this meme, it always looks like he’s pooped or jizzed his pants.

JebKush@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

And

match@pawb.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Turtle, Kirin, and Phoenix: are we a joke to you

Hupf@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y

By nature, kirin abhor the scent of blood, and killing a person near a kirin or even just the sight of blood will greatly weaken it. In severe cases, a kirin may suffer from "blood sickness", which includes symptoms like fever and vomiting.

Chickenstalker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

They are like dogs barking at the tiger.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

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PugJesus@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Land of the Rising Sun... China

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y

But what about Water Chestnut?